Yeah, all those times I told people I couldn't do simple favors for them because of then hilarious excuses such as "I'm having major surgery on my intestines" or "my family was ran over by a milk truck" have really come back to bite me in the ass, as people oft do not believe me that my family was in fact ran over by a milk truck.
The latest example being my sister:
Jacy: "Jared, where are mom and dad, are they alive?"
Goody: "Jacy, I'm sorry, they're not. They were in the same car as you."
Jacy: "Thats not funny."
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My skewed outlook on life, combined with a B.A. in English could make for an interesting read. If nothing else, it provides me with a timekill after being banned from the espn.com forums.
This many people should find something worth reading:
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- Goody
- I don't expect you to care about my life, it's no more interesting than anyone else's...if you don't count the funny, entertaining, yet insightful spin that I put on everyday occurrences.
1 comment:
That is both awkward and funny, knowing you. But mostly really awkward, then it makes me feel horrible, while I try to not think about how, if you take out the fact that its true, it's something you would say, and in that instance (it not being true) it WOULD be funny. Except its true, and thus technically not supposed to be funny, so now I just feel a cross between suppressing a smile and feeling awful. You're good.
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