Black Gold

I think that might oil, but I'm firing up the coal stove. Sean is currently tending the fire in a rocking chair. I'm on the computer, DJing and drinking a Pabst ("a" meaning my 11th of the afternoon), I decided I should be drunk to start a fire and Sean sort of took over from there. Kind of like how I get drunk to cook and Sean usually takes over. So I guess Sean is firing up the coal stove, although I do split all the wood.

Not to badmouth the good people of Centralia, but Jesus H. Christos, they must've gone out of their way to start that fire. We've been at it for about 3 hours and have one glowing peice of coal...it's literally trying to set stone aflame.