Monday, March 10, 2008

Dear Girl in Clinton 3am Ad,

Please cease appearing in any type of media. You cannot vote, as it has been deemed that minors are not capable of generating an informed opinion. For this reason, who you support is irrelevant, especially since you admittedly formed your opinions when you were 14. Thank you for making it known that you enjoy both the Jon Stewart Show and your American Politics class, I'm sure your fellow high school students enjoyed the shout out.
If you are angry about being in the ad for 4 seconds, you should probably discuss it with your parents, as they are the ones who sold those images of you for financial gain. I hope some lonely prisoners who will be released soon saw you on CNN.

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