The forward button. Once an efficient way to relay important information to those who need to be in the know. Now it is used improperly, clogging inboxes with random crap that some ignoramus thought up and added "forward this to 15 friends and you'll meet your true love. I you don't, you'll have bad luck for a year." They could at least come up with a better threat, such as being accused of child rape, malignant taint cancer that will rapidly spread to both the anus and genitals, or a pimple on the day of prom.
Unless it's scat porn, I'm probably not interested in your forward. If it is scat porn, I've probably already seen it thanks to the poor time management of the students on the UC Rugby team.
And since this blog itself is a blatant misappropriation of internet that could be hosting said scat porn, I've deleted my myspace as repentance.
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