Dan went for a jog today, he was gone for about two hours, causing some concern for his well being, as Dan's mom claimed that Dan had "not run in two months" and "weighs almost as much as me." We had to inform her that Dan had not run in what was closer to two years, and had, in fact, probably surpassed her in weight in the mid 90s.
She called the hospital to see if they had admitted anyone wearing a yellow nascar bandana. However, we felt certain that he would not be at the hospital, as the hospital does not serve icecream.
Apparently, his jog included someone yelling "hustle fatass!"
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